Santa isn’t the only one coming soon.
Festive deviants can now flirt with Father Christmas — or one of his naughty elves — on the erotic audio app BLOOM, which boasts chat and audio message capabilities.
“When it comes to sexual content, we all have unique and specific desires we want to see fulfilled,” Hannah Albertshauser, the platform’s co-founder, told the Daily Mail on Wednesday.
“If a festive character is what somebody needs to get them in the mood over the holidays, BLOOM is here for it,” she added.
Powered by artificial intelligence, Saint Nick reveals how he keeps “the North Pole interesting during those long winter nights,” making users melt with his steamy one-liners.
“Santa can keep you warm in more ways than one,” Kris Kringle pens in one XXXample. “I’ll make sure you stay nice and toasty during the cold winter nights.”
In another, he coos: “Santa’s sack is filled with all kinds of naughty surprises.”
Since Christmas is considered one of the least sexy holidays — a 2020 study saw intimacy taper off about three days ahead of Santa’s arrival — the sultry saint acts as “a light-hearted reminder to users to have fun and not neglect their sex lives during the festive season,” Albertshauser said.
Mr. Claus is just one of many characters featured on BLOOM — its roleplaying chatbots use scripted recordings from voice actors.
AI software regurgitates the messages to app users.
Since introducing the novel feature in September, the company’s users have exchanged over 6 million messages and received over 3,000 hours of voice notes from various AI personas.
Users can get free content in limited quantities by downloading the app. A premium subscription costs $7.99 a month.
Albertshauser says the platform’s array of artificial pen pals focuses “on consensual, adult interactions which set a new, realistic standard for pleasure.”
“We had a lot of fun creating Santa,” she continued. “We worked with one of our most popular voice actors to create the voice; and we programmed the bot using festive pick-up lines to inject some humor and Christmas spirit.”
And while the Kris Kringle character is only temporary — much like the so-called “real” Mr. Claus, he only works during Yuletide — the company is deciding whether to allow access to seasonal personalities all year long.
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